Negative Extinct Tire Show is a show where I see how long it takes for you to turn it off.

It will be a CULT CLASSIC as soon as the first season has ended. Then, it will slowly d

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       rop off as a major network picks it up for 4 more seasons

                                                                                                                                                                                                             then cancels it halfway through the third.

Later on, it will be released in a DVD/Blu-ray boxset by Shout! Factory. It will be a limited edition box set that includes a plush toy of your choosing.

Everyone will then forget about it, as they should.

With cinematography the likes of which you have possibly seen before, and guaranteed network interference in every single episode, you will certainly cry blood if you continue to watch this garbage heap.

Have you ever wanted to spend 8,000 Japanese yen*, just by sitting and watching a television show?

Negative Extinct Tire Show is most certainly not for you, then!

I might make you spend 8,000 American dollars**, though.

And because I'm feeling so nice today, maybe I'll throw in a Big Mac combo***, absolutely free.

As you watch the show, I want you to write down answers to the following questions:

1. Are you enjoying the show?
2. What is more likely to be under your bed at night: a man, or a mouse?
3. What religion seems funky today?
4. What time will it be in Myanmar**** in 4 hours?
5. Have you ever called 911 for any reason?
   

When you are finished answering the questions above, take a cold bath and think about your life choices as you wither away into the drain, slowly.

WARNING: DO NOT TELL ANYONE ABOUT YOUR ANSWERS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. THIS INCLUDES THE POLICE, OR THE WEIRD FAMILY FRIEND THAT SLEEPS IN THE GUEST ROOM OF YOUR HOUSE.

Before watching the show, please ensure that you have a stamp on your hand so you can leave and re-enter the building at any time.

If you do not have this stamp, we ask you politely to go away as soon as possible*****.

No pets are allowed to watch as of yet, but we may reconsider if you PayPal us all of your belongings.

please watch the show.

*equivalent to about 100 Canadian dollars

**equivalent to about 11,000 Canadian dollars

***includes large fries and medium Pepsi. no drink changes are possible due to the nature of this promotion.

****also known as Burma

*****we mean now.